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We have a collection of 3 Family quotes from Jeff Foxworthy

"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'" (ID 4441)


"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument." (ID 4458)


"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors." (ID 4709)


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